Peep the Swindle ...

So I went to KFC for their free meal deal and they swindled me. Went to two different spots and the first said "Closing early because of shortage of chicken." Ok fine. Went to the second spot and they said "We are no longer taking the coupons for the meals."

Imagine a mob of black people all angry at the fact they would be getting no free chicken. Hilarious. But what's even more hilarious is the manager trying to explain the situation "Trust me. We Want to give you chicken. Even I want the chicken. But it's just not happening."

So ...

I went to Wendy's



And ...

I am now boycotting KFC